I SUCK AND WROTE 30,000 WORDS IN TWO DAYS. I gotta stop doing that to myself.

FAIL TELETUBBY IS NOT QUITE MADE OF AS MUCH FAIL AS SHE THOUGHT! Sob.

15213/50000 (30.4%)

Haaaa. . . Finally hit 15K.

11660/50000 (23.3%)

Chapters will be posted in laronmightwrite instead of here, as it is fanfiction.

I'm doing better than I thought I would be, although I'm kind of punching myself in the knee for: A) Characterization; B) Going off track from my outline, which resulted in; C) WAY TOO MUCH MELODRAMA AND; D) Are they even responding to the events in a realistic manner?

6697/50000 (13.4%)

Ugh.

3619/50000 (7.2%)

Baaaah. I'm. Really not expecting a lot from this year. I know I shouldn't be negative since that increases my chances of not succeeding, but I'm writing fanfiction, and me and fanfic just don't jive any more!

Anyway, I can't figure where's a good place to end and begin chapters. Le sigh~

Before NaNo 2008 starts, I might as well post the remainder of the unfinished NaNo 2007. =(

( Chapter Twelve - POWAHHHHHH UPUUUU~ )

WINNER

I'm not even finished with Chapter Twelve yet! \o/

I'll still be finishing, since I'm pretty close to the end. Knowing me, though, I'll be slow about it. XD;

GOD I DON'T KNOW.

PS: BBC, don't sue me. =(

( Chapter Eleven - EXTERMINATE )


46812/50000 (93.6%)

Ha. Ha. Ha. \o/

Chapter Ten is brought to you by Bohemian Rhapsody! Yes, that one song from Queen.

I stayed up all night to finish this chapter. Thus, expect typos. I am a bad influence. Don't follow my example, boys and girls.

( Chapter Ten - Scaramouche, Scaramouche )

I guess I should have put a not worksafe warning all the way back in chapter one, huh? Oops.

PHALLIC SYMBOLISM GALORE. This chapter is not worksafe OR brainsafe!

( Chapter Nine - Salad Bukake )

Yes, it is just ranch dressing. Not even I'm that horrible. =(

THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT AND MOSTLY FILLER. This is also where the chapters stop making sense. ...Making less sense than they were, at any rate. My brain, it is not functionally correctly.

( Chapter Eight - Stalker in the Shadows )

Wherein everyone loses any respect they might have had for me. This chapter is brought to you by the song "Ass Sex Nazi". I can't remember where I first heard that term, but it inspired me. In the worst way possible. Note that the song is not worksafe, brainsafe, or soulsafe. In fact, don't listen to it. It's horrible. And I'm singing it. =(

( Chapter Seven - Ass Sex Nazi )

I'm sorry this chapter is not funny. I have not my funny hat on.

( Chapter Six - Yaoi Fanservice )

I FINALLY FINISHED THIS CHAPTER. Warning: Long. I seem to have fallen back into the habit of having really long chapters in which very little gets done despite the length.

( Chapter Five - Lacks Chocolate and Graham Crackers )

13432/50000 (26.9%)

BEHIND

This is a long chapter. This chapter also has its own theme song! Download the song here.

( Chapter Four - Let's War )

I am on a ROLL. And I demand everyone read Chapter Three. I. Love it. To pieces. MWAHAHA. More character rape, sadly. I had fun, though!

( Chapter Three )

7593/50000 (15.2%)

What is this? Have I actually caught up?! I believe I have!

Also, I would like to pimp two things. First, this is how I do my progress bars! Note: The code, it is not mine. I'm just hosting a version (Without permission. I'll take it down if the creator wishes!)

Second, a word counter. It's one of those javascript word counters that gives out a higher number than other counters, but good if you're writing in Notepad or whatever, and you don't have access to a word counter because it keep crashing due to traffic! Go, go November!

This chapter is boring. And badly written. Hmm, are we noticing a pattern?

( Chapter Two )



A NOTE: I fail at keeping my friends IC. This says something about me.